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[J-141]  The Tipping System

         给小费的制度

 

After a week, at a hotel, of tipping doormen, bell boys, waiters, hatcheck girls, ad infinitum, a traveler was completely fed up with the whole system.  Then came a knock on his door.  Who is it? he called.

 

The bell boy, sir.  Telegram for you.

 

A crafty gleam came into the eyes of the tip-tortured guest.  Just slip it under the door, he directed.

 

Barely a moment's hesitation, then, I can't, sir!

 

And why not? snarled the unhappy guest.

 

Because, sir, answered the determined bell boy, it's on a tray. 

 

[译注]

 

在旅馆经过一周的给小费给开门员、杂役员、服务生、衣帽间女侍等无穷无尽的人等之后,某旅客全然消受不了那整套制度。然后他的门上又来了一个敲击。「谁啊?」他喊。

 

「杂役员,先生。有电报给你。」

 

一线狡诈的微光跑到那被小费折磨的客人眼中来。「就从门下把它滑进来吧,」他指挥说。

 

只有一剎那的犹豫,然后:「我不能耶,先生。」

 

「为什么不能?」那不悦的客人吠叫说。

 

「先生,因为,」那下定决心的杂役员回说,「它放在盘子上呢。」 

 

注: hatcheck girl (在衣帽间服务之女孩) ad infinitum (等等无穷无尽) be fed up with (腻于…,消受不了…) crafty (狡诈的,骗人的) gleam (一丝微光) tip-tortured (被小费折磨的) snarl (吠叫,咆哮) tray (端东西的盘子) 

 

[复习填充]

After a week, at a hotel, of t_____ doormen, bell boys, waiters, hatcheck girls, ad in______, a traveler was completely fed ___ with the whole system.  Then came a knock on his door.  Who is it? he called.

The bell boy, sir.  Tele____ for you.

A crafty gl____ came into the eyes of the tip-t______ guest.  Just slip it under the door, he directed.

Barely a moment's he______, then, I can't, sir!

And why not? sn_____ the unhappy guest.

Because, sir, answered the de______ bell boy, it's on a t____.

 

 

 

 

 

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