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[J-185]  To Gain or Lose?

              要得或失? 

 

Joe and Josie are man and wife.  One morning Joe said to Josie: “Darling, my watch gains two minutes every day.  I need to put it right repeatedly.”  In response to this complaint Josie said: “No matter.  You just wind it back.”  

 

A few minutes later, just after stepping on the scales, Josie shouted out with joy: “My dear, you see?  I've lost two kilos.”  In response to this excitement Joe said: “No matter.  You'll gain it back after you make up.”

 

[译注]

 

乔和乔栖是夫妻。某个早晨,乔跟乔栖说:「达伶,我的表每天快两分钟,我得一再把它对准。」对这个埋怨,乔栖回应说:「没关系,你就把它转回去。」

 

几分钟后,就在踏上磅秤之后,乔栖高兴地喊出:「我亲爱的,你看到吗?我已经减了两公斤。」对这个兴奋,乔回应说:「没关系,你化完妆就会增回来的。」 

 

注:1. Joe 是 Joseph (约瑟夫) 之昵称,Josie 或 Josy 是 Josephine (约瑟芬) 之昵称。

        2. “man and wife” 即 “husband and wife”。

        3. “gain” 指钟表「快」(几分钟) ,也指体重「增」(多少重量),更常指「得」到什么。相对的, “lose” 指钟表「慢」(几分钟) ,体重「减」 (多少重量),与「失」掉什么。在本笑话中,丈夫想得一只新表,妻子想得到减重的称赞,但都大失所望。

        4. “in response to”: 回应。 “no matter” (= it is no matter 或 it makes no matter): 没事的,没关系。 scales: 天平、磅秤、体重计。

        5. “put it right” = “set it right”: 将它调好、对准、弄对。

        6. “make (oneself) up”: 化妆。

 

[复习填充]

 

Joe and Josie are m___ and wife.  One morning Joe said to Josie: “Darling, my watch g____ two minutes every day.  I need to p____ it right repeatedly.”  In re______ to this complaint Josie said: “No matter.  You just w____ it back.”

 

 

A few minutes later, just after stepping on the s_____, Josie shouted out with joy: “My dear, you see?  I've l____ two kilos.”  In response to this ex_______ Joe said: “No matter.  You'll g____ it back after you make ____.”

 

 

 

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